Home Depot Has It All

I have installed 90 percent of the things Home Depot carries and know pretty much every piece of merchandise they sell. When I am bored I will bring in something they don't carry but very close to something they do. It starts off something like this. I ask a guy stocking shelves to help me find it. He calls on his phone for help. The guy that comes for help gets someone else. Pretty soon I am watching 5 guys and a manager trying to get something off a top shelf with a forklift I know they don't have.